'Fresh, crisp, unwooded Chardonnay with hints of green apple, citrus, honeydew melon, gooseberry and passionfruit. This wine exhibits a lovely regional flintiness from an excellent vintage on the Granite Belt.'
The bouquet smells like an apple that your mother gave you for recess, but you left over the weekend in your bag and now it's a little squishy.
The first sip tastes like turps, admittedly.
The first glass tastes like honey coated rocks but by half a bottle it's more like honey coated sand.
